#Selfie

 

 

I love marijuana

 

 

You Jack...S

#TextsWithDad

Firing squad

 

Rejoice!

So, the opposite of a Monet?

How not to treat a sunburn

Fatty

 

Just say rich!

When my sister and I write on eachother's facebook wall's it is usually just a quote from something or an inside joke.  My mom will see it, obviously not undertand what the quote is referring to, and then text us asking what we are talking about.  Or she will tell us not to be weird on facebook because people don't understand it.  There is a quote on an episode of "The Office" that is something along the lines of "hug it out bitch".  I wrote that to her one day and my mom told us at dinner that night not to say "bitch" especially on facebook where people could see it.  Her advice? "Why don't you just say 'rich'?" And now we do, because, how can you not?

Frozen

More game harassment

Timmy isn't a fan

Sexy and original

Those are definitely the 2 words I would use to

describe my life

Step it up

Bikini barb part 2

Sorry your "hiness"

Draw something

 

 Remember that game, Draw something? That everyone played obsessively like 3 years ago? My mom learned about it last year. She was horrible at it.  Not that it's super easy to draw on an iphone with your finger anyway, but I mean, she was really bad. Here is a small collection of her work

Joey has no idea

She always has to one up my cat

Group texts

My mom, sister and I have a group text going-more material from there later-and sometimes it's super annoying when you don't want to be a part of the conversation but keep getting all the texts anyway. I don't even have an explanation for whatever is happening in this conversation, I'm just glad my mom has friends as crazy as she is.  "Wake up Lindsey"

Nonsense

This is what most of our texts are.  Absolute nonsense.  I don't even know.